Winter's Thaw

Many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

Yeah, he kinda takes ‘ripped’ to a whole other level.

Haha, this kills me.

Haha, this kills me.

tentaclesandteacups:

victorlewis85:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

shessomethingsarcastic:

OH MY.

YES.

YES.

YES.

Since the quote seemed so outlandish and stupid, I had to google for the source.  It’s fucking legit.  Hahaha oh my god, it’s so legit.

Good luck, pal. Porn being one of the only industries that remains solid, regardless of economic crisis’ and climate, I’m fairly certain the three nannas that support your argument have little idea of what good having a thriving pornography industry brings.

Ban fucking in the butt, and I’m pretty sure you’re fucking the entire of the US in the butt with it ;) 

No matter how blinkered, awkward or idiotic I feel, I am encouraged by the thoughts that there are people actually blind enough to think this way. No matter how good you are, there’s always someone better… surely then, the reverse is a truism?

Also; look at his freaking vest! He’s so deep in the closet, he’s finding next year’s Christmas presents.

I WANT GECKOS!
And watermelon.

I WANT GECKOS!

And watermelon.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
Trust me, trust me, trust me, 
trust me, and trust me